- Well, my cousin Walter jerked off in public once.
True story. He was on a plane in New Mexico when,
all of a sudden, the hydraulics went. The plane started
swimming around, going out of control, so he decides it's
all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.
So all the other passengers take a cue from it and they
start whippin' it out and beating like mad! So all the
passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain
doom, when, all of a sudden, the hydraulics kick back
in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely, and
everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away
and deboard. nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
- Well, did he come or what?
- Jesus Christ, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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