As I was clicking through the T.V. channels, I saw his face
It was around 5 o'clock, and Baywatch only started at 8
I asked myself, what the hell in ABC's gone wrong?
My anguish vanished as I was taken by his special song
I wish Dave Hasselhoff could sing in my band
We'd do lots of shows as we'd travel around the world
Playing in old folks homes and retirement communities
In front of Dave, all the old ladies
Yeah, they'd get down on their knees
He's quite a guy, that Dave, he don't get his kicks from his
pills
He sure knows how to cook l'eggs and bacon on a grill
He's the kind of guy who scored more times than anyone
He never played football, but girls still say he's number one
I wish Dave Hasselhoff could sing in my band
We'd do lots of shows as we'd travel around the world
Playing in old folks homes and retirement communities
In front of Dave, all the old ladies
Yeah, they'd get down on their knees... hey!
(???)
- Hey man, you know Dave?
- Yeah, he gave me twenty bucks the other day
- (???)
- Yeah.
- Cool! He gave me an autograph picture of Pam Anderson
naked...
- No way!
- Yes way!
I wish Dave Hasselhoff could sing in my band
We'd do lots of shows as we'd travel around the world
Playing in old folks homes and retirement communities
In front of Dave, all the old ladies
Yeah, they'd get down on their knees
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