- You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it...
- Heheh... mule...
- The name's Lanley... Lyle Lanley. And I come beofre you, good people tonight, with an idea. Probably the greatest... ah, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
- Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
- Alright, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
I give you the Springfield monorail!
- Huuuuh!
- I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum,
it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine bonified
electrified 6-car monorail! What'd I say?
- Monorail!
- What's it called?
- Monorail!
- That's right, monorail!
Monorail, monorail
Monorail, monorail
I heard those things are awfully loud (monorail, monorail)
It glides as softly as a cloud (monorail, monorail)
Is there a chance the track could bend? (monorail, monorail)
Not on your life, my Hindu friend (monorail, monorail)
What about us brain dead slobs? (monorail, monorail)
You'll be given cushy jobs (monorail, monorail)
Where you sent here by the Devil? (monorail, monorail)
No good man, I'm on the level (monorail, monorail)
The ring broke off my pudding can (monorail, monorail)
Take my pen knife, my good man (monorail, monorail)
I say it's Spiringfeild's only choice (monorail, monorail)
Throw up your hands and raise your voice (monorail, monorail)
Monorail! (what's it called?)
Monorail! (once again!)
Monorail!
But Main street's still all cracked and broken!
Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
- Mono... d'oh!
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