Video countdown cyber phallic optics
Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic
Rock-a-buy Gravy Train cradle's gonna rock me
37 millions, what Larry Parker got me
World War 14, my first Sony
Beatles wrote the Nike song and called it macaroni
Billie Jean, Burker King, chauvinist pig pen
US Army only wants a few straight men
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Panaflex Soloflex Genuflect Pope
What the world needs now is babies, gun and hope
Guardian angel dust in the wind cries Mary
Wanna be Madonna but the price is too high, very
Perfect rythm Nazis in the pagan rhythm nation
Everybody's equal in the glow of radiation
Gotta four-wheel drive and I park it in the driveway
When I get drunk I drive it on the parkway
Gotta get a TV set for my car
Tonight's the Battle of the Network Stars
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Na na na na, na na, whooo
Saniflush Bud-Bowl makin' me sick
'Cause anybody in a helmet looks just like a dick
Steely Dan Rather be a hammer than a nail
The Serbs, the Poles, and the check's in the mail
Eat, sleep, live, die, fuckin' record label
G. Gordon Liddy under the table, table, table
Clarence Thomas, organ grinder, Frank Dileo's dong
Maybe if I'd let him, I'd have had a hit song
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