- Hey Beavis... huh huh huh... remember that time we partied with Anthrax?
- Yeah, heh heh... we were cool... heh heh heh heh...
- Huh huh huh...
- Whoa Beavis, huh huh huh, check out this bus!
- Yeah yeah, heh heh...
- I bet there's, like, some cool band on there...
- Yeah yeah, let's go check it out, heh heh...
- Huh huh huh, I'm there, dude...
- Yeah yeah, heh heh...
- Huh, is there anyone, like, cool in there? Huh huh huh...
- What do you two guys want?
- Huh, whoa, it's Anthrax!
- Yeah yeah yeah, it's Anthrax! Heh heh, that's them!
- Huh huh huh... huh... my name's Butt-head... huh huh huh... and this is Beavis.
- Yeah yeah, heh heh.
- Hey, what's up guys, I'm Scott.
- Hi, I'm Charlie.
- Huh huh huh.
- I'm John, how you doin'?
- Huh huh huh... huh, pretty good, huh huh huh...
- You guys wanna come on the bus?
- Whoa!
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, heh heh...
- Huh, huh huh huh, you guys, like, rule, huh huh huh.
- You rule, you guys kick ass.
- Dude, what's up with your hair?
- Huh, huh huh huh...
- Ha ha ha...
- Huh, you got a problem with my hair? Huh huh huh huh...
- How come there's no hair on the sides?
- I thought it looks kinda cool, huh huh huh huh...
- I think you look like a dick, ha ha ha ha...
- Ha ha ha ha...
- Yeah, yeah, heh heh heh, you look like a dick,
Butt-head, heh heh heh, heh heh heh...
- Ha ha ha ha...
- Shut up, Beavis. Don't make me kick your ass again.
So huh, d'you guys have, like, any chicks back there? Huh huh huh...
- Yeah, yeah, let's go check it out, heh heh.
- Na, just a bunch of photo albums.
- Whoa!
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, heh heh, show us pictures.
- Should we show 'em the photo albums?
- Huh, are they naked? Huh huh huh...
- Oh, they're naked alright.
- Whoa!
- Do you think you can handle it?
- Huh, I can "handle" it, huh huh huh huh, huh huh huh.
- Heh heh heh heh, yeah yeah, heh heh,
I can handle it too, heh heh heh heh heh heh!
- Settle down, Beavis, huh huh huh.
- They pose like letters of the alphabet.
- Yeah, you should see "O" and "U".
- Whoa! Huh huh huh... naked chicks!
- YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, heh heh heh, NAKED, NAKED CHICKS, YEAH!
- Huh huh huh huh...
- Heh heh heh...
- You guys haven't seen too many pictures of naked girls before, have you?
- Huh, well huh, huh huh huh, I saw Beavis' mom naked, huh huh huh.
- Shut up, Butt-head, heh heh heh.
- Yeah, so did I, I think she's jay. Ha ha ha ha ha...
- Hehehe... why don't you go and read some Spiderman comics, Beavis.
- Ha ha ha ha...
- Huh huh huh huh.
- Hey, where'd the photo album go anyway?
- I think I seen that blonde kid run in the back with it.
- Oh man.
- Jerk!
- Butt-head, you better get your friend outta there right away, man, this ain't cool at all.
- Huh, Beavis? Huh huh huh... huuuuh... are you like, you know, taking a dump?
- Yeah yeah yeah, heh heh, yeah, heh heh heh heh.
- Beavis, you're in there with the photo album of naked chicks and you're taking a dump?
- Yeah yeah, heh heh, yeah.
- What's up with that idiot?
- These guys are gonna, like, kick our ass if you don't, like,
come outta there right now, huh huh huh, huh huh huh.
- Heh heh, go away, Butt-head
- Beavis? Huh huh huh... Beavis? Huh huh huh...
- Heh heh.
- It stinks!
- Heh heh heh.
- Huh, so like, huh, huh huh huh, can we, like, you know,
hang out with you guys for, like, a really long time?
- Yeah yeah, me too, heh heh heh, me, yeah, heh heh.
Like, like, go on tour with you and stuff, heh heh heh heh heh.
- Yeah right. Huh, it was really nice meeting you guys, but huh,
I think you gotta go now. Curly, come here, get rid of 'em.
- Huh, but like, you know, maybe, like, just for a little while?
- Huh, no, I don't think so. Huh...
- No, I think better get outta here before we break your legs.
- You got any, huh, beer and stuff? Huh huh huh...
- Get out...
- Gotta go now... get out...
- Off...
- No way!
- Off...
- No way!
- Off...
- No way!
- Off...
- AAAH!
- Off, off, off, off...
- Get out!
- AAAH!
- Idiots.
- And look what the little guy did to the photo album.
- Ah man, it's all stuck together...
Oooh...
HEY!
Rolling down the hill, snowballing, getting bigger
An explosion in the chamber, the hammer from the trigger
I seen him get stabbed, I watched the blood spill out
He had more cuts than my man Mike Chillout
24 is my age, 22 is my gauge
I'm writing rhymes on a page, I'm going off in a rage
Out on a mission, a stolen car mission
Had a small problem with the transmission
Three on the tree in the middle of the night
I got this steak on my head because I got into a fist fight
Life comes in phases, take the good with the bad
You bought the coins on the street, oh you know you got had
Because it's all high spirit, you know you got to hear it
Don't touch the mic, baby, don't come near it
It's gonna get ya
It's gonna get ya
It's gonna get ya, girl
It's gonna get ya
Looking down the barrel of a gun
Son of a gun, son of a bitch
Gettin' paid, gettin' rich
Ultra violence running through my head
(????) y'all making me see red
Rapid fire Louie, like Rambo got bullets
I'm a die harder like my man Bruce Willis
I love girlies waxing and milking
Come on and eatin' chili like my man (????)
Predetermined destiny is who I am
You got your finger on the trigger like the Son of Sam
I am like Clockwork Orange, going off on the town
I've got home boy Bonanza to beat your ass down
Oh, I'm mad at my desk and I bewriting all curse words
Expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words
Headless chicken chasin' a sucker free basin
Looking for a fist to go put your face in
You get hip, get hip, don't slip your knuckle heads
Racism is schism on the serious tip
Whoooo...
- That was cool...
- Yeah, yeah, heh heh heh...
- That song makes me, like, wanna knock something over, huh huh huh.
- Yeah, yeah, heh heh, me too, heh heh.
- Huh huh huh...
- But like, there's nothing to knock over, heh heh heh heh.
- Yeah, there is, huh huh huh. Huh.
- Ow! Cut it out, butthole!
- Aaaah!
- Huuh! Haaaa...
- Huh huh huh, huh huh huh huh huh...
- Huuuh...
- Cut it out, butt wipe!
- Heh heh heh heh...
- Huh huh huh huh...
- Heh heh, heh heh heh...
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