If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars, maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there, somewhere
- No, we could just go up there and, and hang out.
- Like, open the fridge and stuff and, there would be foods laid out for us with little pre- wrapped sausages and things...
- Hmmm...
- They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
- Well, can you blame 'em?
- Uh, yeah!
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (oooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
- But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
- Of course we would, we'd just eat more!
- And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
- That's right. All the fanciest k... Dijon ketchup!
- Hmmm...!!!
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich
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