Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
'Cause I'm showin' up all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say please, please
Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
'Cause I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothin'
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say please, please
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared, in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you