Let's begin!
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading wisdom and cash around
Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the Vatican what gold's for
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
We'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Peter Pumpkinhead, brought to shame
Governments who would slur his name
Lusts and sex scandals failed outright
Peter merely said "any kind of love is alright"
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin (hooray!)
We'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Peter Pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died, grinning on live TV
Hanging there, he looked a lot like you, and an awful lot like me
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
We'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Hey, yeah
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin (hooray!)
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
We'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Oh my, oh my
Don't it make you wanna cry, oh