- But they're engaged...
- Doesn't matter, it can't happen.
- Why not, it's bound to come up.
- It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby,
do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?
I guarantee you, he blows a load like a shotgun right
through her back. What about her womb, do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
- Sure, why not?
- He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His kryptonian biological
makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun.
If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through
her stomach. Only someone like Wonderwoman has a strong
enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could
bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
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