- I've always taken you with a grain of salt.
On your birthday, when you asked me to do a strip-tease
to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said OK. When we were
at that hotel prom night, and you asked me to sleep
underneath the bed in case your mother bursted in,
I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's
funeral, and you told most of my relatives that you
could see her nipples through her burial dress,
I let it slide. But if you think that I'm gonna
suffer any more of your shit with a smile now that
we're broken up, you're in for some fucking serious disappointment.