[from Dastardly And Muttley In Their Flying Machines]
Muttley, you snickering floppy eared hound
When courage is needed, you're never around
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling, at which you are best
So stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon... how?
Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him
Stop that pigeon now!
You silly, stop sneaking, it's not worth the chance
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants
And Clunk, you invent me a thingamybob
That catches that pigeon or I lose my job
So stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon (stop the pigeon)
Stop the pigeon... how?
Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him
Stop that pigeon now!