Who is this superhero? Sarge?
No!
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
(???)
Penry, the (???)
Could be!
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
Oh, he's got style, a groovy smile
And a bod that just won't stop
When the goin' gets rough, he's super tough
With the Hong Kong Phooey chop
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
Bom bom bom bom wa wa wa...
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
Oh, he's got style, a groovy smile
And a bod that just won't stop
When the goin' gets rough, he's super tough
With the Hong Kong Phooey chop
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
Bow wow wow bom bom bom...
(mumbling crap)
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Quicker than the human eye
He's got style, a groovy smile
And a bod that just won't stop
When the goin' gets rough, he's super tough
With the Hong Kong Phooey chop
Hong Kong Phooey
Ya, he's the number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey
Yeah, he's quicker than the human eye
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NO NO NO NO!!!!
Fan riffic!