[from The Ren And Stimpy Show]
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Hello boys and girls!
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats
And this is a song about a whale
No, this is a song about being happy
That's right, it's the happy happy joy joy song
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy... JOY!
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy... JOY!
I don't think you're happy enough
I'll teach you to be happy
I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs
Now, boys and girls, let's try again!
If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars
The little critters of nature
They don't know that they're ugly
That's very funny!
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy
Joy!
Happy, joy, happy, joy
Happy, joyyyy
If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars
The little critters of nature
They don't know that they're ugly
That's very funny!
Happy, joy, happy, joy
Happy, joy, happy, joyyyy
Like a fly marrying a bumblebee
I told you I'd shoot
But you didn't believe me
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME???
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
WHY???
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME???
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy...
AAAAAAAAAAAH!