Glad you came
Glad you're here
Have some champagne
Imported beer
Dig down in your dirt bag
And roll us out a spleef
Been erect here now for thirteen days
And I came to get relief
Relief
Bob's party time
Bob's party time
Bob's party time
Pack my nose with cocaine
Feed my filthy hole
Bust out the dancin' women
And I'm prone to lose control
And if, by chance, I fall down
And bust my head on the floor
Just wrap my wound in a porterhouse steak
And point me towards the shore
The shore
Bob's party time
Bob's party time
Bob's party time
Bob's party time
At Bob's party time
Bob's party time
Glad you came
Glad you were here
Drank champagne
Imported beer
Bob's party time
No glass goes down