Pass the pen there, Billy Bob, I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong
Hand me down a crayon, and I'll draw a mighty oak
'Cause of all my brother masons, I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light, you'll see my shape's shaped to
please
And if I shank my trousers down, I'm hung just above the
knees
You may have difficulty catchin' breath when you hear my
weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so, they calls me Puddin'
Taine
Yes, they call me Puddin' Taine
Step on up to dance the dance, and touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall Street, I'm wheelin' all the
deals
They'll carve my face in marble, they'll etch my name in
stone
Then they'll paint my noble portrait, and historify my home
You may have difficulty catchin' breath, when you hear my
weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so, they calls me Puddin'
Taine
And they calls me Puddin' Taine
And then, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo
Yoo-hoo
Pass the pen there, Billy Bob, I'll write us up a song
Perhaps I'll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong
And hand me down a crayon, and I'll draw a mighty oak
'Cause of all my brother masons, I'm the quickest with a joke
Catch me in the right light, you'll see my shape's shaped to
please
And if I shank my trousers down, I'm hung just above the
knees
You may have difficulty catchin' breath when you hear my
weighty name
Well, I'm the one that told you, told you so, and they calls
me Puddin' Taine
And yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Now, they calls me Puddin' Taine
I say they calls me Puddin' Taine
They calls me Puddin' Taine now
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
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