The Jiffy Boy is on
Hurry up, he needs a hammer
To knock his head around
Give a hoot and he'll hit it harder
I can make a bunch of stuff fly
I can do a lot for my size
All and all, I'm crazy in the head
We're crazy in the end
I can get dislocated (don't try it)
If it hurts, I'll hit it harder
All and all, I'm crazy in the head
We're crazy in the end
I'm crazy, don't forget
I can make a bunch of stuff fly
I can do a lot for my size
All and all, I'm crazy in the head
We're crazy in the end
I'm crazy, don't forget it
The Boy went down
Hurry up, he needs a doctor
Take the hammer from his head
Take the hammer from his hand
Take the hammer or he won't be 'round much longer