It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin'
town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Ah, you're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
I'm the waffle king, yeah (waffle king)
Waffle king, that's what they call me (waffle king)
Waffle king (waffle king)
Hey, I'm the waffle king
Everywhere I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say "right this way, sir, you're money's no good here"
Someday, I betcha they'll build me a shrine
And everybody say "well, I'm your biggest fan
I seen your picture in People magazine"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle, lemme show you
just what I mean
I'm the waffle king, makes you wanna scream and shout (waffle
king)
Waffle king, that's my name, don't wear it out (waffle king)
Waffle king, make no mistake about it (waffle king)
I'm the waffle king, yeah
Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
All you peons better scram
Outta my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am, hey!
I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by my rules
Go on, beg me, lemme hear you say "pretty please"
Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there
could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing, come on now
Waffle king, hey, batter batter
Waffle king, hot on your platter
Waffle king, say, what's the matter, don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am, tell 'em, girls
He's the wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-waffle king, yeah yeah
He's the wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-waffle king, tell the truth now
He's the wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-waffle king
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
I'm the waffle king, step aside, I'm coming through (waffle
king)
Waffle king, hey, what's the matter with you? (waffle king)
Listen pal, you can kiss my royal butt (waffle king)
Don't you know who I am, you've gotta be kidding me!
I'm the waffle king...
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