FUCK L.A.!!!
I tried once to be civil
But I just got put on hold
I'm sick of hearing complaints
This espresso is too cold
You act like you're a friend
But then, you talk about how we suck
Just save it for your dildo
That's the only think you'll fuck
If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town
Sometimes, I wanna shout and scream, fuck L.A.
Traded your Doc Martens in exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking who's Keith Morris, yeah, you're punk rock, where's your roots
You're a rocker, you're a biker, you're punk rock, now you skate
Last year, it was Zeppelin, now it's bad brains, you're a fake
If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town
Sometimes, I wanna shout and scream, fuck L.A.
Why, fuck, I know what I'm talkin' about, fucker!
- Now don't get me wrong. You're probably thinking we're just some trendy punk rockband jumping on the band wagon. How many times have you heard me say "fuck", anyway? That was the (????) act, we still have four more to go. Now, I know L.A.'s got some beautifulpeople. It's also got some great bands : NOFX, Bad Religion... hell, I even like this city. But Ihave had more motorcycles stolen here than Nirvana has songs about heroin. You can'talways surf, unless you wanna get hepatitis. Wait a second!
If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town
Sometimes, I wanna shout and scream, FUCK!
If I was smart, I'd run fast out of this town
Sometimes, I wanna shout and scream, fuck L.A.
Fuck L.A.!
Fuck
FUCK L.A.!
FUCK IT!