Mott the Hoople and the game of life, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
See you in Heaven if you make the list, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofin' on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of wood, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofin' on Elvis?
Hey baby, are you havin' fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never-believer, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, yeah yeah, yeah yeah (wrestling bears)
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey Andy, are you goofin' on Elvis?
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up this sleeve, then nothing is cool
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