You don't have to take the bar exam to see
What you did is Ignoramus 103
Where have I got to hang my hat, you don't have line to me
All this, just to be your friend, I was there to tell you
Extortion and arson, petty larceny
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
Star 69 (star 69)
I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrelies didn't chew the wire
Three people have my number, the other two were with me
I don't stand tall, but I'm not your patsy
This time, you have gone too far with me
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
Star 69 (star 69, star 69, yeah, star 69)
Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
This reads like some dark Inside Edition, Hard Copy
I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi
Don't arrange the FBI, hear this, spy versus spy
You my friend are guilty as can be
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I can't be your alibi
Star 69 (star 69)