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- Hello?
- Hello. Abbey Normal looking for male/female drummer?
- Right.
- Is that you?
- Yep.
- What's this Abbey Normal shit?
- The name of the band.
- Oh, is it really?
- Yeah.
- It's the name of the group, huh?
- Yep.
- Yeah, what kind of music do you guys play?
- Huh... it's like a cross between all different styles. What's your name?
- Tim Dog.
- Yeah, well...
- My name's Tim, but they call me Tim Dog.
- Are you, what, are you originally from Seattle or something?
- I'm originally from Buffalo, livin' in Seattle for a while, and just... I was just doing junkand hangin' out, just funkin' around...
- Yeah...
- Doin' the scene and stuff, so...
- You play in any, huh, Buffalo bands before? Like, before you moved up to Seattle?
- I was in a grind metal band...
- Huh huh...
- ... called Ripping Hammer.
- Yeah.
- It was pretty cool... we were doin' that for a while. Then, I was in this, like, weird,weird, like, techno band.
- Hmmm...
- Very fucked up techno, that's when I was into drugs, like, gettin' all kinds of popped updiseases and shit. I'm OK now, though.
- It's good to wear condoms, though.
- It's good to wear condoms, yeah, but, you know...
- They'll protect you from crabs.
- Well, yeah, yeah, you get crabs, what's the big deal?
- You know, not that little flea soap ain't gonna cure.
- Totally!
- Ha ha ha ha...
- Fuckin' scrub 'em!
- So what do you got, huh, the bass...
- The bass drum, the top, the floor and the keg, a snare.
- Can you play, like, see, some of the stuff is huh...
- I'll play anything, dude.
- It's like real crunchy. It's mellow, man.
- Mellow? Like mellow funk?
- Humm... yeah, like a couple funk tunes.
- D'you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?
- Huh huh...
- Cool!
- To huh... some of the stuff is like...
- Have you ever heard of the band called May Pop Death?
- Yeah.
- You have?
- Yeah.
- See, that's kinda cool, I'm into that, too.
- Yeah.
- They're, they're awesome. DVOODVOODVOODVOODVOO...
- You know, we got some songs that are like, heavy, and you can mosh...
- That's cool, I love moshing. It's such a good thing, you do, especially when you're outin L.A., moshing, we got on heroin and stuff, it's a fucking joke, 'cause everybody's moving,but you're not!
- Huh huh...
- You're just getting far out... it's really weird, oh, I mean moshing on, just, like twelve hitsof acid.
- Ha ha ha ha ha...
- Dude.
- Never did it.
- Fuck that. Fuck that! People are melting!
- Alright, you wanna get together, yeah?
- Yeah, what's your name?
- Huh... they call me Nigel.
- Nigel, they call ya?
- Yeah.
- That's cool. My name's Tim Dog. I'll call you back tomorrow, dude.
- Alright, maybe we can get together tomorrow or something.
- Alright, that might be cool!
- Alright, Tim.
- Alright!
- Alright, I'll talk to you.
- Bye.
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