[sorry I didn't write what the fat bastard was saying]
Here comes 2000
And I hear there'll be a party
In every house, there'll be dancing
And every door will be open
'Cause here comes 2000
And I hear there'll be a barbecue
On the patio of your neighbor's
Stereo will play your favorite song
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
Changes all are timing
By sincere sap on the inside
I'm not afraid to be blooming
On a different day, I'm renewing
Extract the soap from the century
Plants can offer us almost
Everything like cigarette papers
And Bible pages and strops for razors
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
The century plant grows to the top
The century plant blooms when it stops
'Cause the century plant knows
The century plant grows to the top (the century plant grows)
The century plant blooms when it stops (the century plant blooms)
'Cause the century plant knows (the century plant knows)
The century plant grows to the top (the century plant grows)
The century plant blooms when it stops (the century plant blooms)
'Cause the century plant knows (the century plant knows)
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...
Here comes 2000
And the times, they are changing
And if I'm still alive at 2000
And 25, I'll be singing
Aaaaah...
Aaaaah...