Jubilee slouches in the settee, he's losing all will to move
He gone divvy, too much tellie, he watching 24 hours of rubbish
He got butane, he got plastic bags, his eyes are going square (oh yeah)
He no raver, just anti-social, he not going to cut his hair
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him so
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone else
Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker
Thinks his son's a slob (Billy hates his son)
Should get out more, stop scabbing
He really should go and get a job
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how
Where to go, but he just don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how to do it
"Talk to girls", but he's just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone else
So he just plays on his computer game
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how to do it
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how
Where to go, but he just don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him how to do it
"Talk to girls", but he's just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly, no one told him so
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone
He's not being like anyone
Jubilee's not right, anyone helps