In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my brains and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with the loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab a turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
And you can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite
That's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the Cheeze-Whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (drive-by body pierce)
Yo, bring it on down
Soy...
I'm a driver, I'm a winner
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (aaah)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (sprechen sie Deutsches, baby)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (know what i'm sayin')
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