A is for angry, which is what you are at me
A is for adult, which is what I'll never be
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel
Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth
A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk
A, M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A's for antagonism, that's not even there and
It's just begging for attention or something I won't even mention
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
I don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
Two of them can't let go
A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool
A is for adversary, A is for alection
A is arousal, you are giving me an arection
Come on, I'm trying to show affection for longer than half an hour
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
Don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of 'em can't let go
Met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago
All I could say, after hello
Was "are you still single?"
A is for attitude, I can't help but wield
A is for arrogance, emotional shield
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me
I owe you an apology, I'm sorry
And I don't even know why I keep on trying
I don't even know why I keep on lying (keep on lying)
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
And two of 'em can't let go
(????????)
A, A, A, A
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