A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs
I never been good with plants
Next presentation, a new dictionary
She circled the word "romance"
Enthusiastic, a little bit drastic
Shaved her name in my head
And as she beheld it, she said I misspelled it
Need more be said?
These apples are delicious
"As a matter of fact, they are", she said
Can all this fruit be free?
She wrote me a letter as big as a phone book
I never been big on mail
Sent her a postcard from somewhere near Lethbridge
Wondered if it still went by rail
Never been frightened of being enlightened
But some things go too far, too far, too far
Sometimes, I stammer, or mix up my grammar
You get what my meanings are
These apples are delicious
"As a matter of fact, they are", she said
Can all this fruit be free?
Free...
I'm not tryin' to sing a love song, tryin' to sing in tune
I know I am sometimes head-strong
Falling in love, catching fire, I wanna be consumed
Wondering, will I ever tire, will I ever tire?
Will I ever tire?
These apples are delicious
"As a matter of fact, they are", she said
Can all this fruit be free?
Whoooo, yeah!
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