If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
And if I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
And if I had a million dollars, maybe we could put, like, a little tiny fridge in there, somewhere
- We'd go up there whenever we want to.
- Could have, like, snacks and beverages.
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (oooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
And if I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine, 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
- But we would...
- Look, I like Kraft Dinner, I think we'd eat more!
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love, oh, whoa whoa
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich
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