- Hello gents, what will it be?
- Apu, give us a super squishy.
- One that's made entirely out of syrup.
- Entirely out ughhhh!
- Ughhhh!
- Ughhhh!
- An all-syrup super squishy? Oh, s-such a thing has never been done.
- Just make it happen.
- Oooh, oh dear. Oh, oh, oh, oh... no, she won't hold! She's breaking up!
All done. If you survive, please come again.
- Woo-hoo!
- Whoa, it's so thick...
- Your turn Bart.
- Whoa, that's good squishy... ughhhh...
- What's it like, Bart? (Bart, Bart)
- Glibliglibligliblgilbiglibliglibli...
- Gimme that! Whoa...
- Okay, we're young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?
- Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
- Yeah!
Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town
The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down
The stray dogs go to the animal pound
Springfield, Springfield
Springfield, Springfield
New York, New York
- New York is that away, man!
- Thanks, kid!
It's a hell of a town!
- Hmmm... free goo...
- Hey, don't (????) that squishy!
- I don't where you magic Pixies came from, but I like your Pixie drink!
- Heheheheheheheh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha...
- Ugh... my head...
- The remorse of the sugar junkie.
- Oh... I don't remember anything.
- Really? Not even this?
- AAAAH! Oh no! I must've joined the junior campers!
- The cue, the proud, the geeky. Ha ha ha...
- Boy, a man on a squishy bender can sure do some crazy things...
- OK, look, I made a terrible mistake.
I wandered into a junior camper recruitment center, but what's done is done.
I've made my bed, and now I've gotta weasel out of it.
- I know you think the junior campers are square and uncool,
but they also do a lot of neat things, like singalongs, and flag ceremonies.
- Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling outta things is important to learn.
It's what seperated us from the animals. Except the weasel.
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