When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with your wife
Well, don't throw in the towel
'Cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's (let's all go to Flaming Moe's, let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
Where liquor in a mug (Flaming Moe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaming Moe's)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
- Barney!
- How's the world treatin' you, mister Gumble?
- AAAAAAAAAAH.