- Troy! Mac Barker. Ever hear of "Planet Of The Apes"?
- Huh... the movie or the planet?
- The brand new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring as the human.
- It's the part I was born to play, baby!
- Help. The human's about to escape.
- Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
- Ugh! He can talk!
- He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk!
- I can sing!
- Oooh, help me, doctor Zaius!
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Oooh, doctor Zaius
- Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius...
- What's wrong with me?
- I think you're crazy.
- Want a second opinion!
- You're also lazy.
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Oooh, doctor Zaius
- Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius...
- Can I play the piano any more?
- Of course you can!
- Well, I couldn't before!
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Oooh, doctor Zaius
- Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius...
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, doctor Zaius
Oooh, doctor Zaius
- This play has everything...
- Oh, I love legitimate theater...
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan A to chimpan Z
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made
A monkey out of me
- I love you, doctor Zaius! Thank you. It's great to be back.
I just wanna say, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the support of a very special lady.
My always outrageous fianc‚e, Selma. Take a bow, sugarbeat!
- Oh well, hmmm, oh...
- Down in front!
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