- Uh, this studio has a lot of history.
Buddy Holly stood on this spot in 1958 and said
"there is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."
- I'm sure Lurleen will love it.
- Ugghhh! Homer, how much did you give that man?
- Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings,
I'm not going to go into hawk for this...
- Hey, Curnell Homer... and you must be...
- Mrs. Homer Simpson.
- Charmed...
- Hmmm... thought you said she was overweight.
- Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.
- What does that mean?
- I don't have time to answer all these questions...
huh... time is money... come on, people!
- Well, come on, boys! Let's break some hearts!
Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin' and kissin'
My average was point double eight
So, I spit on my hands, knock the dirt from my (????)
And pointed right towards centerfield
But this time, I'm hittin' a homerun
This time, love is for me
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
I'll love and fly for you
I've been all season, but now, I found a reason
I struck on the love that is true
I used to play the field
I used to be a Homer
But the season's turnin' around for now
I finally bagged me a Homer
That's right...
I finally bagged me a Homer
- Huh huh, Lurleen, we're gonna have to cut you off.
We're getting some kinda grinding noise on the track.
- Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
- Oh, Homer. You're as smart as you are handsome.
- Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
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