- Hymns here, I got hymns here, get 'em while
they're holy, fresh from God's brain to your mouth! Ha ha ha...
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn, huh...
"In The Garden Of Eden" by Iron Butterfly.
In the garden of Eden, honey
Don't you know that I love you
In the garden of Eden, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
- Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
- Hoo hoo... shhh shhh...
- Hee hee hee...
Oh, won't you come with me to there
And take my hand
- Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll...
And (????) this land...
- I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: if I withhold the truth,
may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat not,
but burning hot coals, and drink not, but burning hot cola...
- Where firing demons will purge me in the back...
- Where my soul will be chopped into confetti,
sprewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
- Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds...
BART DID IT! THERE, BART, RIGHT THERE!
- Milhouse!
- Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me
for punishment. You too, snatchy.
- Huh!
- And I want you two to clean everyone of these organ pipes
that you would be fouled with your popular music.
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