- Bart? BART! BART! BART!
- I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
Yo, hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being rude
Terrorizing people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I've got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you, oooh
So move your body if you've got the nation
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you've got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (whoa!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (shake it out, man!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (Bartman!)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (huh huh)
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (whoa!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (shake it out, man!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (whoa mama)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (huh huh)
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin', mom was too (BART!)
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove
Move your body, if you've got the nation (whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (bring it back, whoa!)
Move you hips from side to side now (do the Bartman!)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (whoa, Lisa, ha!)
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it (ha ha ha!)
Light rhythm in time with the music (ha ha ha, check it out, man)
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (oh yeah)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (shake your body)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (huh!)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (yeah, do the Bartman)
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (everybody, yeah, do the Bartman)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (check it out!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (whoa mama)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (I'm bad, I'm bad)
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, everybody back and forth, from side to side
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, she can do it, he can do it, so can I
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, now, here's a dance beat that you can't deny
- Turn it down, will you stop that infernal racket?
Do the Bartman!
- Oh, my ears! Lisa, put that saxophone away! Can't touch this. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything...
Now, I'm in the house, feeling good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
But still, I'm feeling good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room, just singin' a song
Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's their number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (hey everybody)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (need I remind you?)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (I am Bart)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (Bartman, huh!)
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, everybody back and forth, from side to side
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman, she can do it, he can do it, so can I
Move your body, if you've got the nation (ha ha)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (move it, swing it)
Move you hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it (dooby dooby dooby doo bop bop bop)
Light rhythm in time with the music (bop bop bop bop bop bop bop)
You just might start a chain reaction (woo hoo hoo)
I'm the Bartman
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (swing it, baby)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (huh!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (oh yeah, I'm bad)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (real bad)
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman (whoa, I'm bad)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (do the Bartman)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (ha ha ha)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (oh yeah)
Do the Bartman, move your body, if you've got the notion (you call that dancing, ha!)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (watch this move)
Do the Bartman, move you hips from side to side now (huh huh huh, yeah)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (everybody in the house to the Bartman)
Do the Bartman, if ya got the groove, ya gotta use it (ha ha ha, swing it)
Jack your body in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction (eat your heart out, Michael, whooo!)
Everybody in the house do the Bartman, do the Bartman
- YOU'RE GROUNDED!
- Oh, wow, man.
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