- Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone.
But here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
Ha ha ho ho... ugh... sorry about this, kids.
But stay tuned, we got some really good toy commercials
comin' right up. I swear.
- Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
- I'm not garbage.
I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flagburners
Who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those (????) freaks go too far
- But why can't we just make a law against flagburning?
- Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution...
- Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
- Now, you're catching on!
- What the hell is this?
- It's on of those cabby 70's throwbacks that appeals to Generation X-ers.
- We need another Viet-Nam. Then I'll dare (????) a little.
- What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
Then I'll crush all our position to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay
- Good news, amendment, they ratified ya. You're in the US Constitution.
- Oh yeah! Door's open, boys
- YAHOO!
- WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!
- So it's true. Some cartoons do encourage violence. Ugh!
- OW!
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