- Thank you.
- Ha ha ha...
- Yeah!
- Drum solo!
- Drum solo!
- Mister Phil Rott, thank you.
- Ladies and gentlemen, mister Phil Rott. Alright,
here's a song that we actually know, and, uh, we actually
made it up, so I hope you actually enjoy it, and it goes actually like this...
Go!
Happy with no teeth, I'm happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, I'm starin' at the situation
There's a kitty at my foot, he's meowin' out this conversation
Rockin' back and forth, 'cause that's my only destination
I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that...
Say, yeah!
Got a two-string on my lap, me, it's total subsonic vacation
There's a chicken on the drums, he's poundin' out this perfect prescription
There's twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys all arriving at the station
I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that...
Yeah!
Whooo!
Oooh
Whoa
Alright!
Woo-hoo!
I'm old... I'm an old man... I took all my money... and
I bought myself a little shacky condominium outside of Sydney, Australia...
so I decided to retire here in Australia 'cause it's so gosh darn beautiful...
I love it so tenderly... so much, it's just like home...
oh, so, now, from underneath the tree come a bunch of little chickies
and the buckets and the monkeys with the one-string, no-string string,
two-string guitars, say "hey Chris wanna jam?", sure, why not!
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me, me!
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
So hot!
Soul countdown
So...
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