Whoo!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man
Whoo!
Man, the crusher killer with a thigh bone
Man, he'll call the cable, make a cosy home
Man, you'd be a rock'n'roll singer
Man, you got a thumb and a finger
He got opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one!
Opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, check it out, I got one!
Yeah, 1973!
Oh, 1976, aaah!
One time, I was a man, I crush a killer with a rock
Man, ten millon years until the top
Man, you a cruncher and a moner?
Man, all you can manage is a boner
And your opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, whoo, I got one!
Opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one!
Man, you gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man, you lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man, you got somethin' against me
Man, you're gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man (yeah yeah yes, best man)
I got one opposable thumb...