I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divide the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the Tiki gods could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little Tiki god made sure I'd live in peace
One day, I read they found a body in the river
Tiki god, why you make me shake, you make me shiver, alright
I got a Tiki god
Save me
I got a Tiki god
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the Tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes, no no
He had a Tiki God
Saved him
He had a Tiki God
Everybody, sing
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kind of fun can last
Your luck will change with a simple motion
Found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
He splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty those Tiki gods can be, alright
You got a Tiki God
Save you
You got a Tiki God
Aaaaaaaah bop bop