I can't explain glacial motion
Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean
I can't unfold the layers of mystery
Or piece together the tragedy of history
'Cause those lucky suckers, they don't have to work
Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me, I'm naked and famous
I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
I met a DJ who lived in seclusion
Reality and sobriety were her only delusions
And those lucky bastards, they didn't have to work
Hmmm... big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked and famous
Woo!
Woo uh hoo hoo hoo
Wow ah hoo hoo hoo
Well, don't get a nosebleed, don't get upset
We can't be naked and famous just yet
There's a big gold dollar sign on the Sunset Strip
And you can send your friend a postcard, it ain't worth the trip
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like, I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like, I'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like, I'm naked
Wow wow yeah
Ah hoo hoo hoo
Whoo!
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked... and famous
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