Gonna dive into a jive I've dove into before
Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more
A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point
To frequent this place with any frequency at all
Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease, I call the remedy
And what you're callin' the cause, I call the cure
I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before
Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more
The words I'm gonna scream and getting drunk's the central theme
To the lyrics, if you can, make the lyrics out at all
Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you call the disease, I call the remedy
And what you're callin' the cause, I call the cure
Just a devotion to a potion, now, please no applause
A dedication to a medication, a crutch, a cure, a cause
What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees
Before I hit the floor once more, I'll call it the disease
Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me
What you just called the disease, I call the remedy
And what you're callin' the cause, I call the cure
Callin' the cure
I call the cure
Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before (callin' the cure)
Gonna sing a song I've sung a million times or more