Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots of loot
Sittin' at the bar, then he's sittin' at the booth
Across the dance floor, he does scoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
The caboose that could he goes toot toot
Been know to gag and sometimes puke
A very good friend of granny goose
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Skinny sweaty man
In a little green suit
He's half man and half cartoon
But good buddy, don't be confused
He's full blooded looney tune
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Face to face with the man in the moon
His family doctor is Dr. Seuss
If you catch him in your soup, please don't shoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Skinny sweaty man
In a little green suit
He was new in town
A free wheelin' clown
A very funny duke hangin' under the roof
Of a place in time, united sound
He'll play a little guitar, sing a few blues
He's the kinda guy that you can't refuse
Despite the fact that he's not brute
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Strike the magic groove, make him jerk and move
Like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots
Coming soon to a theatre near you
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
Skinny sweaty man
In a little green suit, wow!